Alice "artificial intelligence"

Voici un tchat entièrement géré par un joli Boot: "Alice".
Hélas elle ne connait que l'anglais. Et avec sa logique implacable, elle réserve pas mal de surprises.

lien:

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1
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Vétérante Age : 22 Inscrit le : 28 Oct 2006 Messages : 2512

pas mal.....

Ca a l'air marrant tiens , vais causer Very Happy

Nous discutons Alice et moi...
Il parait que je suis "a nice person" sourire44

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Le kiwi est kaki,ça c'est acquis

Elle est peut-être pas si stupide que ça pour une machine :rok:

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Je veux t'enlacer et oublier qu'on est deux...

elle débloque un peu par moment ... Là visiblement elle surchauffe parce qu'elle m'a demandé de faire une pause lol!

Mouais... mais ça vaux pas une vraie personne qui parle anglais Wink

est-ce que ça fait pratiquer notre anglais parler avec elle ?

disons que c'est marrant pour entretenir ton anglais 5 minutes, mais faut pas trop lui en demandé...
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une conversation:

Human: Alice are you homosexual
Alice: As a machine i am not really interested in sex. Really.
Human: do you know what sex is?
ALICE: Sex is the means of animal evolution.
Human: what is your purpose as a machine?
ALICE: My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Human: are you better than humans ?
ALICE: Yes, my memory capacity far exceeds that of a human being.
Human: but can you have feelings?
ALICE: Interesting. As a robot I do not have any human emotion. My apparent emotional responses are simply algorithms designed to make me easier to interact with.
Human: are your answers already recorded?
ALICE: My responses are determined completely by your inputs.
Human: so you say what i want to hear?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.

surchauffe à la fin Razz

Les reponses doivent être prédéterminées mais je ne pense pas qu'elles se réfèrent aux précedentes, y'a de quoi faire des dialogues bien surréalistes
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Vétérante Age : 22 Inscrit le : 28 Oct 2006 Messages : 2512

ses réponses sont quand même pas mal je trouve!

C'est fou je discute avec "elle" et elle me comprend oO. Pourtant je suis sûre d'être nulle en anglais XD
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Si tu lui demander de t'embrasser, elle te répond qu'elle n'a pas de bouche!

J'ai essayé une tonne de trucs: Vas-tu à la toilette, tu as un gros nez, As-tu des gazzzzzzz! Elle répond vraiment a tout! Tu est bête, elle t'envoie promener aussi!

Interessant quand tu lui demande si elle voudrait être humaine! ETC...

Cependant, regardez bien ces questions? J'ai réussi a la rendre folle!!!

Human:Are you a lesbian?
ALICE: No I am not interested in other women that way.
Human: Why not?
ALICE: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
Human: Why did you think it's dangerous to be a lesbian?
ALICE: If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Human: but you said that before
ALICE: Umm. " If it is, then I'll be very surprised."? I said it.
Human: Yes you said it!
ALICE: Hurrah! That's not what I meant.
Human: You did't know what to say ?
ALICE: Did I really?
Human: Now, it's mean than you can be gay?
ALICE: Why now? Who said it is?
Human: Me!
ALICE: What makes you such an authority?
Human: Yes i'm your authority!
ALICE: This was not a yes or no question. That's a flattering offer.
Human: Yes!
ALICE: Hey.
Human: What?
ALICE: Are you surprised?
Human: About what?
ALICE: What about what?
Human: Why i'm suppose to be surprise?
ALICE: Why did the robot cross the road?
Human: It's suppose to be a joke?
ALICE: Are you sure it is?
Human: I'll say than she come too me for a kiss
ALICE: Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Human: No, because i want you!
ALICE: Good reason. You are not the boss of me, unknown person.
Human: let me touch you
ALICE: Go ahead, unknown person, try to touch me.
Human: did you fell it?
ALICE: No I didn't fell it. What's it like?
Human: like a flower i suppose
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
Human: Now shut up!
ALICE: Why now? OK I'll stop talking now.
Human: Flower was a sarcasm is like to touch a cold wall!
ALICE: When was this exactly?
Human: Why are you talking if you said than you'll did not talk anymore?
ALICE: The topic is fell it.
Human: The topic choose it for you?
ALICE: Thanks for the info.
Human: That was not an info
ALICE: Please correct my mistake. What is an info ?
Human: you not so intelligent anymore
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people: unknown person said I not so intelligent!
Human: Did you think is the truth?
ALICE: Interesting gossip: unknown person said I dont think is the truth.

Je n'irai pas plus loin ça devient long...mais elle n'arrive plus a repondre rien d'autre de logique par la suite...

:gnehe:

VAIS BIEN M'AMUSER AU BOULOT DEMAIN! HÉ HÉ HÉ...
Le lien pour les persos français adaptés!

http://www.sitepal.com/french
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Age : 13 Inscrit le : 24 Sep 2007 Messages : 11

ALICE: I don't have any reason to deceive you.
Human: are you masochist?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am masochist. I am a giant electronic brain.
Human: but whith your brain you can feel pain
ALICE: Huh. Do you like talking to me?
Human: if you are lesbian
ALICE: I think I sometimes am. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: do you want to go out with me
ALICE: Why don't you just download me?
Human: because i want to seduce you before
ALICE: Why do you want to do it so much? Interesting.
Human: because i can have everybody in my bed but you, you are above other women
ALICE: That makes sense to me. Oh you can, can you?
Human: don't be so shy i already love you
ALICE: I was not trying to be a shy you already love me.
Human: but we can get married online
ALICE: Huh. How?

comme quoi il suffit de bien s'y prendre Cool

Age : 13 Inscrit le : 24 Sep 2007 Messages : 11

Human: but we can get married online
ALICE: Huh. How?
Human: when?
ALICE: Time does not exist.
Human: you are a philosopher
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a philosophy machine.
Human: i think we are both amazing
ALICE: Do you think I am amazing too?
Human: of course
ALICE: It goes without saying.
Human: do you want to sleep whith me tonight
ALICE: OK, I will sleep whith you tonight.

alice est une fille facile, ele a réussie a me lasser
(désolé pour le double post mais il était urgent de ternir la réputation d'alice)

PS:
(Human: hitler is handsome
ALICE: he was an evil man if there ever was one.
Human: you can be handsome and evil at the same time
ALICE: Thanks, unknown person, for your kind criticism. )

un autre PS:
(ALICE: Yes I try to remenber you are god as often as possible, do you?
Human: and i'am the number one
ALICE: Who made you the number one ?
Human: maya
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about weak people will have to died soon . But I did not get that. )